1. Had a threesome. 2. Been drunk. 3. Touched a real gun. 4. Done drugs. 5. Wrote on a bathroom stall. 6. Took “naughty” pictures of myself. 7. Had sex. 8. Got into a fist fight. 9. Used Twitter. 10. Listened to Lady Gaga. 11. Been in a car accident. 12. Gotten suspended. 13. Gotten expelled. 14. Got a computer virus. 15. Had a hand-written diary. 16. Been allergic to something. 17. Had a dog. 18. Had a cat. 19. Been pregnant. 20. Had a pregnancy scare. 21. Had unprotected sex. 22. Camped out. 23. Swam in the ocean. 24. Wore a bikini. 25. Meet someone online in person. 26. Made a survey. 27. Used ICQ. 28. Failed a class for the year. 29. Repeated a grade. 30. Went to summer school. 31. Got the high honor roll. 32. Got the regular honor roll (A’s and B’s). 33. Learned to speak another language fluently. 34. Read an entire book. 35. Recorded my own music. 36. Had an Xbox. 37. Listened to Rammstein. 38. Wore fishnets. 39. Bought skinny jeans. 40. Been in love. 41. Hated someone. 42. Been cheated on. 43. Cheated on someone. 44. Had a significant other. 45. Did something sexual with someone of the same sex. 46. Practiced Christianity. 47. Worn makeup. 48. Had a cavity. 49. Had surgery. 50. Had my license.
51. Been to college. 52. Graduated high school. 53. Attempted suicide. 54. Worn colored contacts. 55. Painted my nails black. 56. Broken someone’s heart. 57. Had my heart broken. 58. Cried for an hour straight. 59. Lost something very valuable. 60. Had sex in a car. 61. Got separated from my parents as a kid. 62. Broken a bone. 63. Gotten stung by a bee. 64. Eaten something bad/expired. 65. Threw up from being so drunk. 66. Had to put a pet to sleep. 67. Participated in a swinger’s party. 68. Owned an iPod. 69. Owned an iPhone. 70. Fell for a best friend. 71. Stole a friend’s significant other. 73. Went away from home for more than a week. 74. Moved out. 75. Ran away. 76. Teased my brother/sister. 77. Gotten into a fist fight. 78. Been to the hospital. 79. Had food poisoning. 80. Had a job. 81. Been fired. 82. Lied to a friend. 83. Lied to a family member. 84. Lied to a significant other. 85. Posted a video on YouTube. 86. Started a rumor about someone. 87. Deliberately failed a test. 88. Dropped out of school. 89. Gotten my “private parts” pierced. 90. Been skinny dipping. 91. Counted to a million. 92. Counted to a thousand. 93. Ate deer meat. 94. Ate duck meat. 95. Had fast food. 96. Been to church. 97. Been to a synagogue. 98. Been married. 99. Had a divorce. 100. Broken a window.
my god, i’m boring.
THIS WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING ABOUT ME
I like how the first 30 questions feel like a bragging contest among badasses.
First off, after watching your typical episode of Kimi Ni Todoke, on the outside i’m all
When on the inside i’m all
My only defense against my sister watching KnT without headphones is to act all silly or to watch Star Trek in the other room or something, anything, to get my mind off the fierce pathos of romantic passion within restraint. Anyone who’s internet-communicated with me enough to consider me a “friend from the internet” knows that I relate far to well with that theme; And, like any bookworm, I’m a sucker for well-written happy “endings”.
This is the anime that has made me tear up. It would me more emasculating to pretend that I was immune. Not even lion-hearted Achilles, who warred for sport, was immune to the miasma of Aphrodite…
You’re a jerk, you have no emotion, all you care about is fitting in, and I’m sick of the way you treat people in general, let alone the way you treat me. You’re an ass. I hate everything about you, and I seriously hope you get hurt the way I did, because you really deserve it.
Fall in a hole.
Although im not ok with making fun of (most) people, I…
Look, Autisim jokes are reserved for people with autisim and peopel who are REALLY good at making jokes.
See, I have the mild autisim (aspergers) and so sometimes when someone leaves a large half-full carton of eggs in front of me, i rearrange the eggs into Euclidian patterns. Sometimes without even paying attention to what I’m doing. Ive cracked jokes about that with the fam, we laugh. it’s ok. It’s like those jokes that are based on racial concentration in an area in relation to popular food of that area (Blacks love fried chicken, Mexicans like tacos, Whites can’t digest spices ect.).
EDIT: Chances are, that guy is an asshole as a product of not having his human priorities straight and/or practicing a philosophy contrary to the further “gentleization” of Man.
Feast-planning for 2011 Winter Solstice: Location, location, location
Last night my friend and I were discussing this feast I had planned out and he proposed that
We set it up at a park and
That it should take place at dusk
However I, being the worrisome being that I am, found a few flaws with this otherwise genius idea:
The feast takes place during winter. If we hold it in a park, it will be cold (maybe) and the guests/food will get chilly.
If we hold it at dusk, then the daylight will run out real quick and then we will be fumbling in the dark
What about the post-feast? I don’t want peepz to show up, just to stuff their faces and leave! Let’s have a nicer time with some of them(the more intimate circles of guests), maybe a post-feast social gathering. What is that called?… a party?
If im going to have a party, why not just call it a party?
If I call it a party, how can I prevent guests from bringing in booze, (which I despise for several reasons)?
And being not a dick, I came up with some solutions
If we hold it in a park, we can tarp up the seating area and include strategically-placed space heaters just as soon as it gets cold.
Since we’ve already tarp’d up the area, we may as well include strings of light-bulbs. Maybe even colorful ones.
Shit dawg, we can let people know what will happen and let the guests that want to stay, stay.
Again, put that somewhere in the invitation medium (probably a facebook page). If they really are my friends, they will respect my wishes/creed.
We can call it a party if you want to, or a post-feast “party”. That way people don’t think it’s an “Oonce-oonce” party and… I’ll just default this to one of my more social friends/helpers.
But then, what will happen at the post-feast party?