September 2011
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Taking a break from liveblogging Civ 4
Because my political brain is tired and ii need to do other stuff.
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1745: Expedition
We’ve made landfall on a new continent, Completely uninhabited. Egypt must engulf it like a morning sun’s light across the earth if it is to maintain its position as top nation.
We have already established a small town called Biblios on a north west corner. It should become a good port for trading.
1680
The Inca, German, Celtic, Chinese and Egyptian empires go to war with Spain.
Lady Isabella’s forces scramble to put up a front against the advancing international army while Egypt has funded both China and Celtica in the form of technology and gold offerings to their royal families.
1535: Boom
And then, that very same year
then in Giza
1515 - Thebes
1410: Foreign Relations & Enterprize
As a single caravel is sent eastward in to the watery horizon, we take a moment to reflect on the current international affairs.
1410 AD
The great ptophet Ananda is born in Thebes. He bears a message from Jesus’ Dad.
It reads “This is a very cool idea, y’all should totally do it” and the rest is parchments with designs similar to the ones shown here
“Und how did you feel about your mutter?”
The Great Prophet Mahavila is annointed and rushes to Memphis to fulfill his divine mission: To let the people know that Christ has given a message to his worshipers.
The message was “Pimp My Crib”
1350 AD
Egyptian philosophers come up with a really cool thingy:
Apparently, it also represents a religion.
1290 AD
Finished building the Parthenon and the Great Library in Heliopolis and Memphis respectively.
Forgot to take screenshots.
1090 AD:
Egypt has some self-esteem issues it needs to work out.
Maybe Pharaoh can talk to Germany about his feelings and how he felt about his father…
1060 AD
I’m really starting to think that this whole “Pyramid” thing is really just a way for the Egyptian royals to cope with their ah… “Insecurities”
600 AD
A breakthrough idea was handed to the royal palace by Egypt’s top theologians, In it was a thesis saying that a Pharoah not only ruled because he was royalty, but because God had commanded him to. This lead to a great revision of the sacred texts and a formation of a new religion.
Oh hey, this one’s actually kind of historically accurate!
720 AD
The Pyramids are built in the Egyptian city of Thebes
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epicwinsauce replied to your post: 150 BC: The Egyptians have completed the…
what game is this? LOL
Civilization IV: Beyond The Sword.
it is AWESOME
600 AD: The Hagia Sophia is built in the Egyptian city of Heliopolis
560 AD: Most of the known civilizations are united under the Christian faith despite Spain’s mad spree to spread Buddhism. Germany and China both converted within fifty years of each other after deals with Egypt was struck. Now only India and Spain remain unconverted.
150 BC: The Egyptians have completed the construction of The Colossus at Thebes.
We still have NO idea where Germany is.
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August 2011
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300 bc:
The Egyptians build the Apostolic Palace, under which Christians from across the land can be united.
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650 BC: The Known World
Our missions to spread the gospel to Germany has run into a great obstacle: We have no idea where Germany is. In fact, some scholars believe it to be a realm similar to that of where the fey march or the water-maids practice their crafts.
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700 bc: The Great Wall is complete. Now barbarians will not be able to harass our cities nor ravage the developments within out borders.
Christianity has now spread to to the Inca and Celtic lands with a party headed over to Germany to spread the gospel to Bismarck
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Soon after the foundation of Christianity, the Egyptians built the Temple of Artemis.
I guess they worship Egyptian Jesus in there, don’t ask me how that works.
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First Contact: Mao Zedong
Has a funny name and offers some literature
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Hey civilizations of the world: Guess what we built?
Oracles! Oracles Everywhere!
And thanks to their gas-based prophecies, were the priest people to use Theology which now puts us in
and also brought about a spiritual revolution and caused
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First Contact: Isabella
Aw, what the hell? Not this bitch again!
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First Contact: Bismark
Oh yeah, well… why don’t you go raise some orphan bears, Otto?
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First Contact: Gandhi
Oh look! He has a religion! and is all snooty…
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First Contact: Pacal.
He seems nice.
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First Contact:
A scout loyal to Brennus the Celtic has discovered the Egyptian civilization. I wonder who else is out there?
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Thebes is in development and our reserves are full of gold, thanks to the friendly neighboring tribes who have given us 69 gold and one worker unit respectively.
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So It Begins...
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I think i'll start liveblogging a game of Civ 4
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I think I may falling out with a friend.
Alex.
Alex, as I knew him, was a cool guy, sure he was an asshat in highschool, but he had decided to change recently- he wanted to be a gentleman. We could talk about science fiction, and the economy and great leaders of the world and myths for hours on end. But then he had to meet with a few of his obnoxious family members. They believed that the only measure of a man’s success was the...
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TUMBLR EN ESPANOL
I can attest to that.
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Unforeseen Technical Issues: I'll do my...
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I think i'll start liveblogging a game of Civ 4
More specifically, Civilization 4: beyond the Sword.
I’ve been having a really big hunger for living in history lately, and this is just the ticket when you’re short on a ride to the museum and/or a time machine.
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jigokunotenshi replied to your post: So about that weird girl in my math class
I’m laughing at “She thinks!” and yes, that is hot, also I’m researching about Deontology. First time I see that word and it seems interesting, considering that I like your philosofical bits, take care bro, I’m logging out for the moment, see you!
Might I recommend starting with a brief summary of Immanuel Kant?
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