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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.– Tina Fey (via themellowpeacock)
pariahdog: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU LVOE SOMEONE SO MUCH IT FEELS LIKE YOURE GOING TO EXPLODE INTO GAY CONFETTI , IS THERE A GAMEFAQS FOR HTIS OR SOMETHING ?????
Overall, I'm a Really Chill Person But...
How I Try To Express My Feel: How I Actually Feel:
Lets make cory the most reblogged picture on...
ryley-stbatman: kirborski: jadiil: justbeingrealistic: yigga-digga: kanoku: baconisbetterthanbacon: iequalslow: airinn: mimustrider: danithinksoddthings: shy-blu-scout: gero-my-god: cihbvae: shondale: I knew you could do it, son. WOAH DAMN whut What the actual fuck omfg Oh my god seriously I I didn’t think it was possible…….. Last time I looked at...
The 14th GIF in your folder sums up the quality of...
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epicwinsauce: anyway from now until this work gets done it is srsbsns time I’ll be back in an hour. Me too
who wants to open up a literature-themed bar with...
victoryjobs: it will be called hemingway’s (natch) our menu will include drinks we invent ourselves based on puns of classic book titles of ice and gin lagerhaus-five absolut, absolut tequila mockingbird etc and once a month we will have a free drinking contest called “atlas chugged” I’d love to help, but my personal creed (that I made myself) forbids me from drinking alcohol.
I'm reading for Holocaust class and lol'd at this
epicwinsauce: Hitler hated: Jews Bolshevism Liberals, and Communists So he lumped it all together to claim that democracy is a product of Jewish-Bolshevik liberal internationalism. He’s like, “Well, I hate all these things, so let’s lump them all together into one big hate sandwich.” And he did.
Kiss me and you will see how important I am.: Dear... →
stfuconservatives: purdoom: socialistscum: sweetupndown: you thought I didn’t really notice. But I did. I wanted to high-five you. Yesterday I had a pair of brothers in my store. One was maybe between 15-17. He was a wrestler at the local high school. Kind of tall,…
fffcuk: being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital
hazardgirl: nigga-moon: theunicornlord: I was always scared of going #2 during class because what if there was a fire drill? there was a bomb threat at my cousin’s middle school once and apparently some kid ran out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles screaming, “YO, IT’S A BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” this reminds me a little while ago there was someone going...
i am sorry. my fandom love is on hold for tonight....
infinitymax: rukawagf: If everyone donates $5 to firstname.lastname@example.org or $10…. she can have a surgery and live. The goal is $30,000. This is an EMERGENCY and she’ll need the money ASAP (like possibly even THIS WEEKEND ASAP) I apologize for the spam but to me it’s important. More information on why she needs the money is here. If you can’t donate, please help signal boost this guys....