August 2012
seriously whAT KIND OF SICK PERSON PUTS A ZEBRA IN A COLORING BOOK
time to shine
hazardgirl:
I don’t need an anon to tell me who they ship me with
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This whole 50 Shades of Grey phenomenon is...
breethezebra:
I mean come on, I read worse fan-fictions when I was fucking 13. And there’s going to be a movie now? Jesus christ.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ REBLOG THIS IF YOUR FOLLOWERS ARE...
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cosmo tip #185
plaguemetoanend:
when climaxing, announce your orgasm in the batman voice
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Watchkwills88:
stupid—fuckery:
ninefoldgoddess:
How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon
The more you know…
I literally cried from laughing so hard.
That gif expresses exactly how I feel about this.
Let's play the "Yes or No" game.
superawesomeredheadedchick:
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.
holla at chuh gurl.
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Conquest and Trade
They say that men are conquerors and that if a woman gives in too easily, that they will mistreat her and take her for granted. Or if she ever gives them a sense of security- like they’ve finally “got” her, then they’ll start looking elsewhere- to new and greater lands. I’m not an ever-expanding conqueror. I’m more of a merchant-warrior.
I arrive at the castle...
