seriously whAT KIND OF SICK PERSON PUTS A ZEBRA IN A COLORING BOOK time to shine
hazardgirl: I don’t need an anon to tell me who they ship me with
This whole 50 Shades of Grey phenomenon is...
breethezebra: I mean come on, I read worse fan-fictions when I was fucking 13. And there’s going to be a movie now? Jesus christ.
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cosmo tip #185
plaguemetoanend: when climaxing, announce your orgasm in the batman voice
kwills88: stupid—fuckery: ninefoldgoddess: How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon The more you know… I literally cried from laughing so hard. That gif expresses exactly how I feel about this.
Let's play the "Yes or No" game.
superawesomeredheadedchick: You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no. holla at chuh gurl. …..
Conquest and Trade
They say that men are conquerors and that if a woman gives in too easily, that they will mistreat her and take her for granted. Or if she ever gives them a sense of security- like they’ve finally “got” her, then they’ll start looking elsewhere- to new and greater lands. I’m not an ever-expanding conqueror. I’m more of a merchant-warrior. I arrive at the castle...