I, Savage-Gentleman, dedicate this blog to my thoughts and feelings. Hoping that in sharing these i can help my followers.
When i don't post reblogs i post my writings on enlightenment, science, philosophy, religion and what's going on with my life.
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So there I am on the first day of math class, when i notice this girl sitting next to me.
Since it’s impolite to stare, i sneaked sideways glances at her every now and then. She was wearing glasses (uhur hur hur, girls with glasses fetish. Right. Like you don’t have one) and seemed to be generally cute. However, I would not have been remotely as interested in her as I was if she hadn’t had some dressin’ swag. Her body might not have been rockin, but her wardrobe was!
Also, she had a low-cut shirt and I could see her boobies.
That was Tuesday.
Today she had a different outfit on, not as flashy as her first (it’s a good strategy to wear your best on your first day, makes a good impression), but still stylish.
Today I looked art her right in the face, I rated her about a five, +.2 for style. As class started, a roll sheet was passed around and signed. I took advantage of this and used my spy tactics to find out her name, but it was of little use. Although her name was pretty and unique (+.05 for name), it was also heavily Latin (as in Lingua Latina) and so seemed at once very familiar and like nothing I had ever seen. Was it Auriola? Auroria? Aurora? No, it was nicer, I know it was nicer… and more Latin too!
The lecture carried on as usual, and as usual, the room was cold. She tried to take refuge by curling her legs up underneath her. I just don’t know why, i guess it was old caveman instincts, but I looked at the motion out of the versatile corne of my eye.
Before today I had only been attracted to a girl’s
But now as I lightweight me-gusta’d at her, I could add “Legs” to that list.
I wrot my scrambling thoughts on paper and resolved that I would try to get to know this girl better after class. +.05 for nice physical features. After class I asked her what her name was.
“So…” I started, “your name is ‘Idris’ right?” I was playing dumber than I actually was.
“Um, no…” I was hoping she’d say her name after that, but instead she extended an introductory hand and I received a firmer-than-expected handshake.
“My name is Abdiel, but you can call me Abe” I said
“Oh, Abe? I’m ——”
Gorram, was was that?
“Oh, Auriola is it?”
Please, please, please help me pronounce and remember your name. I hate it when people take shortcuts in pronouncing my name because they’re in such a big hurry to mispronounce it…
“Yeah, close enough *giggle*”
GORRAMIT CUTE CHICK!
We made small talk about class and maths and our ideas of maths and I mentioned how i liked her Own ring and we talked a bit about symbolism and how forgetful we were about what symbolism (Yay! She knows symbolism! +.05).
I did my best to look and act normal while still being me. Then something unexpected happened that was so alien to me that i’m still not sure what the wording was
She looked at me and said
“Will you be my (special[?]) friend?”
And then she hugged me. Her slender arms wrapped themselves around my ribs just enough for it to feel the taught muscle underneath the not-too-thin layer of fat. +.2, what can I say? I’m a sucker for lady-hugs.
Not only that, but the fact that she actually asked that and then straight-up hugged a near-total stranger… that was proof for my building theory that she had confidence but was uncertain in how to use it, +.1 for confidence. She also mentioned that she didn’t have any friends. +.05 for sudden loyalty. Then we talked about pokemon and what our favorite pokemons were and what gyms and dungeons were the best (+.05 for Pokemon, fuck yeah!). Then we talked about videogames, she told me that she owned and SNES and a gameboy and that was it, I casually slipped in that I liked Final Fantasy IV.
“FFIV? I have that on the SNES!”
“Man, That game was like Harry Potter to me!”
She also showed me her DS games, a stack more than six inches long that included Chrono Trigger and FFIV (+.05 for FFIV on the mo’fuggin SNES & DS)
And and and…
And I left soon after that.
So where does that leave me on the self-measured Psych-scale of attraction (where 0 is the lowest possible and 10 is the highest humanly possible?)
5.00 (from looks alone)
+.05 (Nice Psys)
5.8 Total Attraction Index
Pretty good for less than a few hours of time, id say.